NEW TAG QUESTION THINKING BY : Masterkenny :
ENJOY!



#1 Solve the casus. What would you do:
1- if some aliens abducted you, performed an anal probe to you and returned you home. Fifteen times!
I would feel abuse and used, but sadly I think would beg for more

2- if you discovered that Santa, wizards, elfs, the Boogyman and Obama weren't real?
Well all of them real sadly..I just wish Obama was..

3- if you were teleported in the ghetto with a nazi uniform? (tough one)
HEHEHEH :EVIL GRIN: Does it come with a fully loaded weapon too?

4- if you ended in a marijuana field with no lighter?
I don't smoke, but if I did, I would cry.

5- if you recieved 40 tons of white underpants for your birthday?
Hmm Why?...:Looks scared and confused:

6- if you had the magic power to pee pure Russian vodka?
My brother would love me, milk me for all my worth..

7- if you were a sworn smoker in a submarine?
AHH I bet I kill the crew with all piling up smoke hehe

8- if this year's New Year was on Friday the 13th
Just silly fear..:looks around back and forth and jumps on cracks and find ablack cats, break mirrors walk under ladders:

9- if your boy/girlfriend confessed he/she was gay on you Weddingday. (Remember- he'she and his/her lover has in total: 5000 life, 4000 mana, 14-th level skills and 768 defense given by armour items. Moreover, the Priest is a Warlock with comministic ideals, and on the other hand you were only trained in the Russian army in a secret anti-turkish-folklore-music squad for 20 years. You have 3000 life, 1000 mana, a water gun and a broken Ibanez-with-4000V-electricity guitar bought from the nearest
Armenian chirch in exchange of 2 packs of cigarettes for kids)
Hmm...How about a 3some wedddng?


10- if someone stole all of your clothes 37 seconds before your fav band's concert you paid $1000, an apartament in Afganistan and your car to see.

GOD THIS ROYALLY SUCKS :Stands nude in the streets:


#2 Time to go the lab and create!

1- A peace-making destructive weapon. What would that be?
Peace making, but still destrctive weapon hmm? How would that work..
“DAMMIT I WANT PEACE YOU WILL GIVE THAT ME OR I WILL KILL YOU I WILL HAVE PEACEFUL WORLD DAMMIT!” like that?

2- A character that can replace all Santa, the Buggyman, The Toothfairy and George Bush. Give him all the superpowers and styling you want.
The Undertaker from Kuroshitsuji

3- The perfect politician. (Hhhahaahahaah! I said... perfect... and politian... in one sentence... lolz!)
Never will happen..
4- The perfect way to cover a crime, when a guy kills 500 people in the Mall, showing middle fingers in front of the CNN camera and throwing shoes at the cops. You're his lawyer.
It was his evil twin..:quickly rush out buy a blow up sex doll and dress it up like our Clint: See!

5- The best title for a Horror porn Sci Fi movie.
OMG..THAT SO HOT!...ALL OF FAV THINGS...hmmm Romantic Nightmare, just like my real novel am writing..No joke..

6- A device for eternal pleasure (no matter what you call 'leasure'
When some how media characters that I crush on become real and I have made them mine!

7- A question, even more stupid than mines.
If you never had sex in your life, but soon finds out your same sex friend was into you, would you turn gay to finally get your owned to you sex

Ok, that's all.
I'll tag DesertReaper